{"id":6286,"date":"2026-06-16T10:39:31","date_gmt":"2026-06-16T10:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/?p=6286"},"modified":"2026-06-16T10:39:46","modified_gmt":"2026-06-16T10:39:46","slug":"the-eighth-sleeper-of-yangon-and-a-million-slept-in-mandalay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/2026\/06\/16\/the-eighth-sleeper-of-yangon-and-a-million-slept-in-mandalay\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eighth Sleeper of Yangon And A Million slept in Mandalay"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">(A Satire Inspired by the Seven Sleepers of the Cave)<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>By Dr Ko Ko Gyi @ Abdul Rahman Zafrudin with the help of Chat GPT<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Picture Source: Wikipedia, Islamic\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Persian_miniature\">Persian miniature<\/a>\u00a0of the Sleepers from a 1577\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Qisas_al-Anbiya\"><em>Stories of the Prophets<\/em><\/a>\u00a0manuscript.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I left Myanmar in 1986.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Like many migrants, I told myself:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I will work abroad for a few years, save some money, and return home.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Forty years later, I was still in Kuala Lumpur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One night, after finishing my teh tarik and reading old news from Myanmar, I fell asleep in my chair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I opened my eyes again, I was no longer in Kuala Lumpur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was standing in Yangon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At first, I thought Allah had performed a miracle similar to the story of the Companions of the Cave (A\u1e63\u1e25\u0101b al-Kahf).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I became excited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Surely,&#8221; I thought, &#8220;after forty years, Myanmar must look like Singapore.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Seven Sleepers of Ephesus slept for centuries and woke to a better world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Perhaps I too had awakened into a modern paradise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I hailed a taxi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The taxi driver looked at me strangely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Where have you been, U Lay?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I have been sleeping in Kuala Lumpur for forty years.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He nodded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That explains why you still have hope.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>As we drove through the city, I noticed many buildings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some were new.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Others were ruins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Many roads were broken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Electricity disappeared and reappeared like a magician&#8217;s rabbit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What happened?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The driver shrugged.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Civil war.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few minutes later he added:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Also earthquakes.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another few minutes later:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Also corruption.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another few minutes later:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Also bad luck.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then he paused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Although some people say bad leadership.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>I decided to visit my old village.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Halfway there, I thought I had entered an archaeological site.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Broken houses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Collapsed schools.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Destroyed clinics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Entire villages looked as if they were competing to become UNESCO historical ruins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I asked a villager:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;How old are these ruins?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He answered:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Three years.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>I became worried.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Perhaps I had not returned to Myanmar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Perhaps I had accidentally travelled to the Stone Age.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To confirm my suspicion, I searched for a mosque I had known as a young man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I found only a fence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Where is the mosque?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An elderly man laughed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Brother, that question is too modern.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Can we rebuild it?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He laughed even louder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Now you are speaking science fiction.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>As I wandered around, I noticed another mystery.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everywhere I looked, people were chewing betel nut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Young men.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Old men.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shopkeepers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drivers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Politicians.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Retired officials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even some people who appeared to have no teeth left were still chewing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I asked a doctor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Why are so many people visiting hospitals?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Kidney stones.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I looked around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly everything made sense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The houses were becoming stones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The roads were becoming stones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The politics were becoming stones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The hearts were becoming stones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And now even the kidneys were producing stones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Myanmar had achieved total national stone self-sufficiency.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Confused, I went to a monastery and asked a wise monk:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Venerable Sir, have I travelled backward through time?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The monk smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Then why does everything feel older than when I left?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The monk answered:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Because technology can move forward while minds move backward.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wrote down his words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They sounded dangerous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>That night I fell asleep again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In my dream, I met the Seven Sleepers of the Cave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They asked me:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Brother, how long did you sleep?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Forty years.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were impressed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then they asked:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What wonders did you find when you woke up?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I became silent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One Sleeper said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We found a society that had progressed.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We found freedom to practise our faith.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A third said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We found that persecution had ended.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally they asked:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;And what did you find?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I found that some people still argue about who belongs in the country.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I found villages destroyed by war.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I found houses destroyed by earthquakes.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I found religious buildings waiting for permission to breathe again.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I found citizens surviving despite everything.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Sleepers looked at each other sadly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then the eldest among them smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Do not lose hope.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Empires fall.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Tyrants disappear.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Caves open.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Stones crack.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;And people eventually wake up.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>The next morning I awoke once more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This time I was back in Kuala Lumpur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My chair was still there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My unfinished cup of tea was still there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My Malaysian neighbours were arguing about football instead of civil war.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I thanked Allah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then I made a silent prayer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;O Lord,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please let Myanmar one day experience the same miracle as the Seven Sleepers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not the miracle of sleeping for centuries,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>but the miracle of finally waking up.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I continued my journey to Mandalay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surely, I thought, the city of my youth would have risen from the ashes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After all, even Tokyo and Hiroshima rebuilt themselves from wartime destruction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Forty years is enough time for a child to become a grandfather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Forty years is enough time for a sapling to become a tree.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Forty years is enough time for a nation to become an economic tiger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yet as my bus approached Mandalay, I rubbed my eyes in disbelief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Had I travelled to the wrong city?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Had I accidentally entered a historical museum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Had the Mandalayans also discovered a magical cave and slept there for centuries?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The houses looked tired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The roads looked exhausted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The infrastructure appeared to have surrendered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The city seemed frozen between memory and reality.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Then, in classic satire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I asked a local man,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Brother, when will this reconstruction finish?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He scratched his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Which reconstruction?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The one after the great fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He looked puzzled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Which great fire?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The 1984 fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He laughed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Ah, U Lay, since then we have had so many disasters that we need serial numbers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Quran: 18. Surat Al-Kahf (The Cave): Arabic and English translation HD\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QD9aNjDU9Ho?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Reference: Wiki <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Al-Kahf<\/strong>&nbsp;&#8216;the Cave&#8217; is the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/S%C5%ABrah\">s\u016brah<\/a> of the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Quran\">Quran<\/a>. The story of believers falling asleep in a cave for a long time is present also in the Christian tradition (<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Seven_Sleepers\">Seven Sleepers<\/a>). The&nbsp;<strong>Seven Sleepers<\/strong>&nbsp; in&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Christianity\">Christianity<\/a>&nbsp;as the&nbsp;<strong>Seven Sleepers of Ephesus<\/strong>, and in&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Islam\">Islam<\/a>&nbsp;as&nbsp;<strong>A\u1e63\u1e25\u0101b al-Kahf<\/strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>Companions of the Cave<\/strong>),&nbsp;is a&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Late_antiquity\">late antique<\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Christianity\">Christian<\/a>&nbsp;legend, and a&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Qur%27anic\">Qur&#8217;anic<\/a>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Islam\">Islamic<\/a>&nbsp;story. It speaks about a group of youths who hid inside a cave around the year 250 AD to escape&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Persecution_of_Christians_in_the_Roman_Empire\">Roman persecutions of Christians<\/a>&nbsp;and emerged many years later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Seven Sleepers have been venerated as Christian saints since at least the 5th century as the &#8220;Holy Seven Youths&#8221; in the Orthodox church;&nbsp;in the Catholic Church.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The story says that during the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Persecution_of_Christians\">persecutions<\/a>&nbsp;by the Roman emperor&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Decius\">Decius<\/a>, around AD&nbsp;250, seven young men were accused of following&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Christianity\">Christianity<\/a>. They were given time to recant their faith but refused to bow to Roman idols. Instead, they chose to give their worldly goods to the poor and retire to a mountain cave to pray, where they fell asleep. The Emperor, seeing that their attitude towards&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Paganism\">paganism<\/a>&nbsp;had not improved, ordered the mouth of the cave to be sealed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The story says that during the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Persecution_of_Christians\">persecutions<\/a>&nbsp;by the Roman emperor&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Decius\">Decius<\/a>, around AD&nbsp;250, seven young men were accused of following&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Christianity\">Christianity<\/a>. They were given time to recant their faith but refused to bow to Roman idols. Instead, they chose to give their worldly goods to the poor and retire to a mountain cave to pray, where they fell asleep. The Emperor, seeing that their attitude towards&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Paganism\">paganism<\/a>&nbsp;had not improved, ordered the mouth of the cave to be sealed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In Islam\u2026The Quran tells that the polytheists (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mushrik\">mushrikin<\/a><\/em>) of\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mecca\">Mecca<\/a>, after consulting with the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/People_of_the_Book\">people of the Book<\/a>, tested Muhammad by asking him three questions, and Surah Al-Kahf was sent down in answer to  them.<sup>[<em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wikipedia:Please_clarify\">clarification needed<\/a><\/em>]<\/sup>\u00a0The\u00a0<em>mushriks<\/em>\u00a0inquired about the identity of the Sleepers of the Cave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(A Satire Inspired by the Seven Sleepers of the Cave) By Dr Ko Ko Gyi @ Abdul Rahman Zafrudin with the help of Chat GPT Picture Source: Wikipedia, Islamic\u00a0Persian miniature\u00a0of the Sleepers from a 1577\u00a0Stories of the Prophets\u00a0manuscript. 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