{"id":5030,"date":"2026-03-31T09:32:35","date_gmt":"2026-03-31T09:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/?p=5030"},"modified":"2026-03-31T12:50:04","modified_gmt":"2026-03-31T12:50:04","slug":"markets-brace-for-another-taco-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/2026\/03\/31\/markets-brace-for-another-taco-tuesday\/","title":{"rendered":"Markets Brace for Another TACO Tuesday served by Chef &#8216;Flip-Flop Trump&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>MMNN Breaking Satire<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"330\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-43.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5036\" srcset=\"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-43.png 330w, https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-43-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Wall Street traders are once again reaching for their<strong> bibs<\/strong> as President <strong>Trump serves up his signature dish: TACO <\/strong>\u2014 \u201cTrump Always Chickens Out.\u201d <strong>The recipe is simple:<\/strong> announce tariffs with the fury of a chili pepper, watch stocks nosedive, then quietly cancel them before anyone notices the kitchen\u2019s on fire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Note: A bib is&nbsp;<mark>a garment worn over the chest, primarily by babies and toddlers to protect clothing from food spills and drool<\/mark>. It is commonly made of cloth or plastic and fastened around the neck. Bibs also refer to the top part of aprons\/overalls and identification vests used in sports.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Analysts say the TACO trade has become the only predictable thing in Washington. \u201cIt\u2019s like clockwork,\u201d one broker sighed. <strong>\u201cHe threatens Greenland for breakfast, backs out by lunch, and by dinner we\u2019re all cashing in.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The latest twist? <strong>Rumors of an abrupt exit from the Iran War, <\/strong>not because of strategy, but because oil prices were rising faster than Trump\u2019s golf cart. Investors are already licking their fingers, waiting for the next round of empty threats to spice up their portfolios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the end, the TACO isn\u2019t about tariffs, Greenland, or Iran. It\u2019s about the one thing America can always count on: <strong>when the going gets tough, Trump gets chicken.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Today\u2019s Special (Menu Board):<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Tariffs <\/strong>with a side of <strong>panic<\/strong> \u2014 <strong>served fresh until postponed<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Greenland \u00e0 la carte \u2014 frozen, then forgotten<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Iran War stew <\/strong>\u2014 <strong>simmered briefly, then taken off the heat<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Footnote for Eastern Readers:<\/strong> Wall Street\u2019s TACO is fast food for traders \u2014 empty threats reheated until they\u2019re profitable. Mexico\u2019s taco, however, is street food for the soul: a warm tortilla filled with meats, beans, or vegetables, topped with salsa and herbs. One is a dish that never delivers; the other is a dish that never disappoints.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"263\" height=\"192\" src=\"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-40.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5032\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Customer Review:<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" src=\"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-41.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5033\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"376\" height=\"134\" src=\"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-42.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5034\" srcset=\"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-42.png 376w, https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-42-300x107.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Customer Review about Trump TACO:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFive stars for flavor, zero stars for follow\u2011through.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>&#8216;Flip-Flop Trump&#8217;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A flip-flop refers to&nbsp;<mark>a sudden reversal of policy, opinion, or direction, or a light, open-toed sandal<\/mark>. It also describes a back-and-forth motion, a backward somersault, or an electronic circuit with two stable states used in computing. Common synonyms include reversal, turnabout, change of mind, switch, and flip.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-44.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-44.png 1024w, https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-44-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-44-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/image-44-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"blob:https:\/\/myanmarmuslim.news\/a55be2f3-7a31-41ac-b531-ae277d6ec888\" alt=\"Merriam-Webster\">Merriam-Webster&nbsp;+3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Usage Examples:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>As a Reversal (Idiom):<\/strong>&nbsp;&#8220;The politician was accused of a complete&nbsp;<strong>flip-flop<\/strong>&nbsp;on the tax issue,&#8221; or &#8220;He decided to&nbsp;<strong>flip-flop<\/strong>&nbsp;on his earlier decision to resign&#8221;.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>As a Sandal (Noun):<\/strong>&nbsp;&#8220;She wore rubber&nbsp;<strong>flip-flops<\/strong>&nbsp;to the beach&#8221;.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>As a Sound\/Motion:<\/strong>&nbsp;&#8220;The broken shutter&nbsp;<strong>flip-flopped<\/strong>&nbsp;in the wind&#8221;.&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com\/faviconV2?url=https:\/\/www.dictionary.com&amp;client=AIM&amp;size=128&amp;type=FAVICON&amp;fallback_opts=TYPE,SIZE,URL\" alt=\"Dictionary.com\">Dictionary.com&nbsp;+4<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Key Synonyms:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Reversal\/Change:<\/strong>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=About-face&amp;sca_esv=4cd12f38c4c17bd5&amp;hl=en&amp;sxsrf=ANbL-n5po0gII6-lvfEe2EMYdSETGmVEGQ%3A1774948055000&amp;source=hp&amp;ei=1o7LaZXEOuGXnesPn4aJmAE&amp;iflsig=AFdpzrgAAAAAacuc5_xDTXNDOp03Pk2zt_3gsHdy7xRB&amp;oq=flip+flop&amp;gs_lp=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&amp;sclient=gws-wiz&amp;ved=2ahUKEwikzrjC7smTAxVrSGwGHafhOL8QgK4QegYIAQgBEAM\">About-face<\/a>, U-turn, reversal, about-turn, flip, switch, backtrack.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>.&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com\/faviconV2?url=https:\/\/dictionary.cambridge.org&amp;client=AIM&amp;size=128&amp;type=FAVICON&amp;fallback_opts=TYPE,SIZE,URL\" alt=\"Cambridge Dictionary\"><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo Credit: An AI-generated image of Donald Trump dressed as a chicken and holding tacos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grok, prompted by @tRumpnado2016 on X&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/news\/politics\/trumps-meltdown-over-taco-trade-spurs-wave-of-chicken-memes\/ar-AA1FFoHA\">https:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/news\/politics\/trumps-meltdown-over-taco-trade-spurs-wave-of-chicken-memes\/ar-AA1FFoHA<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>TACO = \u201cTrump Always Chickens Out.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MMNN Breaking Satire Wall Street traders are once again reaching for their bibs as President Trump serves up his signature dish: TACO \u2014 \u201cTrump Always Chickens Out.\u201d The recipe is simple: announce tariffs with the fury of a chili pepper, watch stocks nosedive, then quietly cancel them before anyone notices the kitchen\u2019s on fire. 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